Emmeline Knotwise

Hogwarts students, please be advised of the following:

• Professor Fairweather isn't in love with any students.


• The Head Boy is not eloping with anyone.


• Gilderoy Lockhart will not be teaching at Hogwarts next year, or ever. Please stop posting petitions about this.


• No one is drugging people with love potions.


• Everyone's hair is lovely.

Does that cover everything then?

Good. Enjoy your weekend.

Emmeline B. Knotwise, Head Girl

( Failed Privacy Hex to Self )

Welcome back, students. I hope you all had an enjoyable holiday, whether you went home or stayed here. For those of you who attended Quidditch tryouts, I hope the best for you. I was remiss in my last entry in not congratulating those of you who participated in the play. It was a very interesting delightful rendition!

For those of you preparing to sit for OWLs or NEWTs, I'd like to remind you that any potions marketed as study aides are not approved and will most likely result in making you sick, so please don't waste your sickles. If you need assistance in forming a study group, which is the approved method of exam preparation, you may speak with myself, the Head Boy, or one of the prefects.

Thank you, and have a good day of classes.

Emmeline B. Knotwise, Head Girl




( Failed Privacy Hex to Self )

Oh, Merlin. Why me.

There will be no calling off of classes today or any other day. Bravo to my fellow prefects supporting this idea.

There will be no rustications.

If I see any further discussion of blood status, I expect it to be purely intellectual debate, as we are in an academic institution. The Headmaster, the Professors, the Head Boy and I will not tolerate prejudice of any kind, in any House.

Furthermore, discussions of teenage sexuality have been covered in your ELVES classes if you are 4th year or above. If you are under this age, I advise you to direct any questions to Professor Sprout, myself, or the Head Boy. Or simply wait until you are a 4th year and the topic can be covered properly in an academic setting.

Finally, there will be no more baseless rumours about professors having affairs, about student pregnancies, or any other ridiculous tripe. The Slambook will be confiscated if I find it.

Thank you, and have a good day of classes.

Emmeline B. Knotwise, Head Girl

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